Oh man, this is some funny shit so listen up. About 6 weeks ago, me and my roommates found an empty cooler outside our condo door. We didn't know whose it was or why it was there so we just let it sit for awhile. Every now and then we'd put something in there like rotten eggs, dirty napkins, chopped apples, beer, and many other things got crammed in there over time until it filled up. And this cooler, when opened has the worst possible smell in the history of the universe. So a couple weeks ago we came up with an idea and we put a sign on the cooler that read:

Best. Idea. Ever. People would come up to it all the time, open it, and expose themselves to the smell. The other day I got to hear a nice conversation:

Person 1: "(after opening it)Fuckin sick, that's not beer don't open it!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: I don't know.
*footsteps*
Person 1: DONT OPEN IT!
Person 2: "Why not?(while opening it)...Holy shit that smells! SON OF A BITCH, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!"
Person 1: "dude...I did (laughing)"

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