No Mr. Roommate, I don't appreciate you coming into my room, turning my light on and waking me up by flicking my ears, then laughing, then blowing your beer breath in my face, then laughing again, then talking very loudly in Beeranese, then taking a piss in my bathroom, then burping in my face, then farting, then laughing yet again, then leaving my room with the light on at FOUR IN THE MORNING!!!

You see, I live with my older brother in a condominium now and one of our roommates is my bro's friend, who is an ass and a total idiot when he's drunk. Kinda like me but without the drunk part.

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