Today I arrived to school late, there was this oval shaped parking lot that I had to park in. But when I got out of my car there was this goose standing in the center of the parking lot. Anyways I tried walking around it but it kept coming towards me like it wanted to be friends or something. So I tried kicking dirt in his face, but that did no good as he just kept coming towards me with his non-violent resistance techniques. After he bumped his head into my leg I started to jog away from him but the bastard hauled ass and caught up to me and bumped into me again. So this time I ran much faster and got away from him pretty quickly. And I looked back at him and the poor thing went from hauling ass to a pathetic waddle as his hopes faded. I almost wanted to run back to him like they do in romantic movies and give a hug, but then I told myself "It's only a goose"

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