Earlier today this lady in a van cut me off and almost made me get in an accident. So I followed her around and she went in a grocery store. There I followed her with my shopping cart, always keeping about 15 feet away from her, just enough to throw something at her and make her piss her pants. I think she could sense that I was following her though. Everytime she turned around I would pick up something off a shelf and look at it like I was going to buy it. But I think she got suspicious of me when she turned around and saw me holding Vagisil.

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