I always wonder what it would be like if one of my pets kept a diary. My cat's diary might sound something like this:

"Dear Diary,
My owners continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of one day growing bigger than my uncle, Toni the Tiger and taking over their home...that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture. Today that mysterious barking thing ate my food and slobbered in my bowl. I got her back with a surprise claw to the tail. Ugh, I don't understand how she can put that fuzzy yellow ball in her mouth. She puts everything in her mouth, what a slut! I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant and a bar of soap. Tomorrow I may eat a bird.

Kitty :)"

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