A couple of years ago in biology class, we had to dissect rats. As you can imagine, having to dissect big smelly rats can create quite an unpleasant atmosphere. So my lab partner and I decided to have a little fun to piss our teacher off, so we took our rat’s intestines out and used it as a jump rope. But that backfired because our teacher caught us and gave us a failing grade. A week later when we got done with all the dissecting, we colored our rat’s head with a red marker and hid it in the teacher’s file cabinet. I can see the headlines now, "Teacher dies of heart attack. Red-headed rat found to be the cause."

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