My dad might be moving to some country in the Middle East for business. Yesterday my parents were talking to me about possibly going there and attending one of the colleges. But I declined because I would probably get lost and confused. I could just imagine it now:

The Dean: Hi, my name is Quadiatribomamalikabooboobey and I'm the dean at this university.
Casey: Hi, it's nice to meet you. What's the name of this university again?
The Dean: Ahchoo!!!
Casey: Bless you. Here, let me get you a tissue.
The Dean: Oh, I didn't sneeze. That's the name of our university, Ahchoo.

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